Man Child upon waking up from "rest time":
Mom, I stink. I am gross. I hate gross. I need to pee pee and fart in the potty.
No kidding.
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Verbal Vomit...
Man Child just pointed out to me that a guy on Wipeout has a "big butt". Actually, his exact words were "Mom! He's got a BIG BUTT! That's DISGUSTING!".
Note to self: always walk behind, not in front of him from now on.
Note to self: always walk behind, not in front of him from now on.
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
You Only Wish You Could Be Such A Good Parent.......
On Sunday the Man Child decided that Primary songs just weren't good enough for him during singing time so he broke out with Aerosmith's "Dream On". His father could hear him from across the room. As lightning didn't come down through the ceiling and strike him dead on the spot, I'll admit unashamedly that I couldn't be prouder.
Wait till they hear what we're working on for next week (evil grin).....
Wait till they hear what we're working on for next week (evil grin).....
Sunday, July 18, 2010
Deep Thoughts by Fox
From the mouth of babes comes truth:
"Mom, if a woman who goes after young guys is called a Cougar, would a guy who dates a younger woman be a Cheetah?"
What I'd like to know is what exactly prompted this vein of thought at his great-grandma's 88th birthday party.
"Mom, if a woman who goes after young guys is called a Cougar, would a guy who dates a younger woman be a Cheetah?"
What I'd like to know is what exactly prompted this vein of thought at his great-grandma's 88th birthday party.
Saturday, July 17, 2010
You Know You Need A life When.......
A) You see the movie Eclipse more than once because there's nothing better to do on a Friday night. No amount of 18-year-old hairless buff chest shots can make that movie anything more than a shallow reproduction of a fabulous book (my personal fav in the series).
and
B) You can't stop watching a movie on Hulu about the biblical heroine Esther. It's terrible, but the actor who plays the Babylonian king has the most mesmerizing eyes. Plus it's chocked full of big name stars, which makes me wonder, what bet did they lose that led them to being cast in this travesty. And was it all the same bet, or did they individually owe major bucks to the director and thus he said "you shall now perform in my latest project which will make the big-screen bible drama popular once again.' Mel Gibson tried to bring it back, but as he has gone flipping insane since then I don't think he's the man to emulate. If you'd like to prove me wrong, it's called "One Night With the King". I double dare you to watch it.
and
B) You can't stop watching a movie on Hulu about the biblical heroine Esther. It's terrible, but the actor who plays the Babylonian king has the most mesmerizing eyes. Plus it's chocked full of big name stars, which makes me wonder, what bet did they lose that led them to being cast in this travesty. And was it all the same bet, or did they individually owe major bucks to the director and thus he said "you shall now perform in my latest project which will make the big-screen bible drama popular once again.' Mel Gibson tried to bring it back, but as he has gone flipping insane since then I don't think he's the man to emulate. If you'd like to prove me wrong, it's called "One Night With the King". I double dare you to watch it.
Friday, June 25, 2010
Doggie Day Care....
Conversation between the Man Child and my brother's dog that is currently being "doggie sat" at my parents' house.
Hi Monkey (incidentally, the dog's name is Mikey)
Monkey, do you know me? I am Zachie.
Monkey, I am your friend. So I am going to grab your ears. It's okay.
I am going to grab your tail too, okay Monkey? It's alright.
(at this point "Monkey" ran to hide under the kitchen table)
No Monkey, come back! Monkey you get out here right now! I said NOW!
Good boy, good boy
(oh, and did I forget to mention that Mikey is a girl?)
Monkey do you know my sister Taylor?
At some point during the day MC decided that "Monkey" was actually "Mackey", and was so inspired by his new best friend that MC decided he was a dog too. He barked at a terrified Mackey for 30 minuted straight before I finally told my human/dog to leave him alone. MC stopped barking, but then proceeded to feed Mackey dog food one piece at a time, and I'm pretty sure he sampled it first before giving to his new "best friend".
My arm is getting stiff from patting myself on the back over and over for not allowing pets in our house. If he wants companionship, MC should start looking for an imaginary friend. Preferably one that's housebroken.
Hi Monkey (incidentally, the dog's name is Mikey)
Monkey, do you know me? I am Zachie.
Monkey, I am your friend. So I am going to grab your ears. It's okay.
I am going to grab your tail too, okay Monkey? It's alright.
(at this point "Monkey" ran to hide under the kitchen table)
No Monkey, come back! Monkey you get out here right now! I said NOW!
Good boy, good boy
(oh, and did I forget to mention that Mikey is a girl?)
Monkey do you know my sister Taylor?
At some point during the day MC decided that "Monkey" was actually "Mackey", and was so inspired by his new best friend that MC decided he was a dog too. He barked at a terrified Mackey for 30 minuted straight before I finally told my human/dog to leave him alone. MC stopped barking, but then proceeded to feed Mackey dog food one piece at a time, and I'm pretty sure he sampled it first before giving to his new "best friend".
My arm is getting stiff from patting myself on the back over and over for not allowing pets in our house. If he wants companionship, MC should start looking for an imaginary friend. Preferably one that's housebroken.
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