The Man Child is on week 5 of big kid Primary, and so far he's flunking.
Yesterday he was on his chair for 5 minutes before he began taking off his shoes and socks, then doing back flips off the chair.
I have no idea where he inherited the gymnastic abilities from.
His poor teachers have other rambunctious kids to deal with, but none can compare to my youngest spawn. Yesterday was so awful that I will now be spending each Sunday School hour sitting next him and threatening him with his life if he tries to move.