Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Overheard At.......Uno Attack
Title: This One's For You Steph....
(From the Saturday night entertainment at la casa de Loma's parentals.)
*Why does she have blue boobs?
*When do you think that Testicle Festival will start?
*We had a rebirthing session one night...
*He's trying to punch wind!
*These marshmallows look like afterbirth.
*"I need some ribbon"
response:"You can use my chest hair! But only if you wash it first."
*When you lay it down don't let it stick.
*Between all of the ladies present there are only 5 ovaries!
*I wish my BFF was a monkey
*It's not nice to call your daughter a douche. I'll probably grow up to be an emo because of it.
*She's got a nice, firm hand but it only last a while.
Don't judge us too harshly- you should be so lucky to spend an evening gaming with mi familia. These are the single greatest people in the world.