Every time we drive past a certain veterinary clinic on 2000 West in Clinton, unfailingly the drama queen or Fox asks "Is it testicle festival time yet?"
No, they aren't referencing a special male fertility holiday that only we celebrate. They are asking if it's time for the vet's bi-annual neutering sale, which they advertise on their marquee as "testicle festival 200_". It is without a doubt THE most creative advertising I have ever seen. We don't even have a dog, but every time I see that sign I want to go pick one up just so that I can pay some monstrous fee to have its manhood taken away. I really need to find a good reason (one that doesn't involve animal mutilation) to go inside that office. I bet the coolest people work there.
The kids have even made up a a festival jingle. It's simple but catchy. Test-i-cal fest-i-val, it's time for test-i-cal fest-i-val. I wanna go to the test-i-cal fest-i-val....repeat over, and over, and over. Makes us laugh every time. Fortunately, I don't think they really know what they are singing about.
I can't wait to see what the vet comes up with for spaying season.