Friday, July 17, 2009

Can That Really Be Considered a Birthday Gift??

The King just found out that Granny Andy has evoked a no-present moratorium for the grand 86th fiesta tomorrow.

So he asked if he could give her a strip tease and a lap dance instead. He also offered to stuff $1 bills down her 35 year old polyester pants while he danced.

Well, she did say she wanted to die, and a heart attack is not that bad of a way to go. At least she'll leave this life with a smile on her face.

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