Friday, January 29, 2010

Just Wondering.....

*Why hasn't anyone ever called animal control on Curious George and Clifford the Big Red Dog?

*How do Emily Elizabeth's parents afford to feed a dog the size of a dinosaur?

*Is that the reason she's an only child?

*Why did they name her Emily Elizabeth? Did they watch Saved by the Bell and think "hey, that Tiffany Amber Thiessen's parents had a brillant solution to that quandry that's been plaguing us for 9 months now- how do we possibly pick between two cliche and overused names?". Let us not forget that it's entirely plausible they were inspired by Buffy the Vampire Slayer's Sarah Michelle Gellar. ( I bet both of their hits in Google search just went up 200% from those 2 sentences. You're welcome ladies. I'm always here to support the actresses of my youth who are now obsolete.)

*If The Man in the Yellow Hat's outfit translate to the real world? Would we see him on in black thigh high boots, yellow John Stockton shorts with a crystal belt buckle and a yellow off-the-shoulder tube top? Would the yellow hat now sport feathers and a tiger print rim?

*How has The Man in the Yellow Hat avoided multiple law suits for destruction of private property? I bet his neighbors have a petition circulating to get him and that stinky monkey evicted.

*Why do people act like the can understand and interpret George's monkey noises as language?

*If Curious George were to borrow Steve's "monkey translator" (from Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs), what would his first words be? Maybe "You bunch of stupid upright opposable thumbed freaks. How did you pass us up in the evolutionary chain?"

*Would Curious George then become a moderator for Fox News Channel?

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