As Fox was contemplating what to wear on his first day back to school after Spring Break, he had one issue still unresolved in his effort to become the new Power Ranger Edward Cullen.
Hair: Check. Pushed up in front as high as it will go. Lots and lots of product
Clothes: Check. Layered shirts and pants that haven't been subjected to the damages of any playground activity
Ladies man attitude: Check. Going to try really hard to be nice to the girls and not chase them. And also not tell them they are stupid. Watch out Emerson, he's got his eye on you.
Smell: Hugh, what does a Cullen smell like? Definitely not sweaty 8 year old. After much thought, Fox determined that he smells like.....(drum roll)..... meat.
Fortunately, there is no way to actually smell like meat short of rubbing a steak all over you, and since were big time veggies at our house there was no chance of that happening.
I think I'll tell him that Edward smells like a dad. That means he'll start wearing cologne and deodorant.
Now I just need to convince him that Edward brushes his teeth 8 times a day.
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