When one is experiencing severe insomnia, the worst possible remedy would have to be watching the movie Gladiator, unless violence, gore and perfectly scripted pensive stares brought to you by the hunkilicious Russell Crowe lull you to sleep.
Not only am I more awake now than when I began the movie, but my eyes hurt from crying.
I should have known better. Manly eye candy + heartbreaking love story = my full attention, be it 3 PM or 3 AM.
Why didn't I just put on one of The King's Adam Sandler movies? He never fails to put me asleep.
Zoolander has got to be around here somewhere...................